A FEW MORE ODD JOKES

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I haven’t posted in a while so I thought I would give a funny or two.

A man in a restaurant was making an ass of himself.
The wait staff had enough,  the all went to the table and removed everything from it.
As he complained to the manager,
“Then they took all the stuff off the table.”
The manager looks at the man and said
“Oh no sir, it was de-served.”

Groan all you want.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot??

A carrot.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the bulb has to WANT to change.

Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Zero, that is a hardware problem.

And now the bad one the one you can’t Un see

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Lol

As always thanks for reading
Dab

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