Dab Ten’Ten’s Sunday comics 1/7/2018

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The latest of my Sunday comics offering in #NuRomantics 

not mine but still funny 

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Sunday comics by Dab Ten 

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So for the last three weeks I’ve done 

Sunday comic’s at the Nu Romantics 

So I figured I’ll share here as well

If any of you sickos want to be notified 

When I put new ones out drop your email in comets or just follow my blog

And as always thanks for reading

Dab Ten

A FEW MORE ODD JOKES

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I haven’t posted in a while so I thought I would give a funny or two.

A man in a restaurant was making an ass of himself.
The wait staff had enough,  the all went to the table and removed everything from it.
As he complained to the manager,
“Then they took all the stuff off the table.”
The manager looks at the man and said
“Oh no sir, it was de-served.”

Groan all you want.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot??

A carrot.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the bulb has to WANT to change.

Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Zero, that is a hardware problem.

And now the bad one the one you can’t Un see

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Lol

As always thanks for reading
Dab

Zombie Apocalypse According to Dick and Jane

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Repost from Goodreads blog
Published on November 05, 2013

I was reading Kriss Morton face book post last week where she said she read a zombie apocalypse book that read like Dick and Jane,
telling my wife about it in the car tonight with my 8 and 14 year old girls in the back seat
so I made up on the spot 
“zombie apocalypse according to dick and Jane”
“see Dick. see Dick run. see Dick run from zombie.”
“see zombie. see zombie run. see zombie chase Dick. See zombie catch Dick. see zombie eat Dick’s Brain. see Dick turned in to zombie.”
“see Jane see Jane run. see Jane run from zombie Dick”
at this point my 14 year old busted her gut laughing. 
should I be more disturbed that my child has my sick humor
or that she got it faster then her mother
or that she got it at all.
Dab10