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Sunday comics by Dab Ten 

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So for the last three weeks I’ve done 

Sunday comic’s at the Nu Romantics 

So I figured I’ll share here as well

If any of you sickos want to be notified 

When I put new ones out drop your email in comets or just follow my blog

And as always thanks for reading

Dab Ten

HOW TO SMART URL

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so I was doing book promos for fellow authors and a few needed to do last minute changes to the url or just add them last minute so i put this together to show how to do it without worrying if they can get to it before it posts

 

This is a way to get a url to use when you haven’t released your book yet but want to have your blog promo out and ready to go.

One go to smart url https://manage.smarturl.it/ and create an account it takes an email and password then a reply to there email.

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Then go and log in.

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then you click on create url

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you will come to this page

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Click country. (mostly I don’t know what the others do)

Then go to your default. (I used my amazon author page)

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Copy the url from  the page you chose

and put it in default box.

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Then scroll down.

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I tend to make it something to do with the book(if it goes through this will be your url)

then click save.smart8

Now you have an url to put in to your pages you send for blog and wouldn’t need to have someone add it later.

When you get the book url. (presale or it goes live)

Go back to smarturl.it and log in.

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Click on the link for the book url you made before.

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Copy your book link. (I use us because that’s where I am at)

Paste it both places.

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Click the background.

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I know this works for amazon now what ever country their in it will go to that amazon.

Then click save and your done.

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Now the url in the blog will take them to the right amazon page for them.

it also keeps track of where and how many clicks the url receives.

this is meant to help if you find it confusing or errors please let me know

as always thanks for reading

Dab10

 

 

TWO NEW BOX SETS FROM THE CRAZY LADY AUTHORS

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NEW RELEASE! 🔥🔥🔥 #TwinAnthologies 🔥🔥🔥
The #CLAuthors are bringing you not one, but TWO #incorrect romance sets.

One SPICY. One SWEET.

Follow these links to get your #99c fix of SPICY #RelatableRomance 🔥 🔥 #kindle 🔥

http://amzn.to/2aCz6gT

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(for Spicy) or

http://amzn.to/2aGjkPK (for Sweet)

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The Crazy Lady Authors bare it all!
It’s hot, sexy, sweaty, smelly…wait! What? It’s Erotically Incorrect, that’s what it is! Let’s face it, sex isn’t always pretty. In fact, it’s often weird, hilarious, and downright awkward! What really happens when couples sneak a little ‘sexy time’ in between work and the kids, without Barry White playing in the background, when the participants have cellulite, unshaved legs, and may be falling asleep on the job? You get one funny, in-your-face look at the erotic escapades of every woman! From high drama to hi-jinks, meet the non-leading lady, leading ladies of Erotically Incorrect. We’re keeping it real! Trust us, we’ve been there, done that. There are probably pictures…maybe!
Heat Level: Hot! Grown folks’ language and situations. Not your grandma’s box set…unless your grandma is a real pip!

Book review Mrs. Maitland’s SAD Valentine

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Mrs. Maitland’s SAD Valentine

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https://www.amazon.com/Mrs-Maitlands-SAD-Valentine-Patient-ebook/dp/B01BQWB23Y?ie=UTF8&ref_=asap_bc

By Patient Lee

This is a great story that starts with depression then give you a bit of heat and a heart warming human reaching out to help.

Then gets in to a May / September romance

… with a bit more heat…

and the humor that is in all of Patient Lee’s works.

A great read and one I highly recommend

Dab10 Author

READERS RESPONSE

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As an author getting feedback from readers is not the easy

so with every review and email we have a small boost

so I received an email (I made it look like a letter)book club

what a rush.

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so now I have had my rush I am sending a copy of Karmic Krackers because a copy of that story is in that book.

and because I am so up I am sharing with everybody.

now for an update on

“Princess Gives It Away”

150,000 downloads

an average rating of 4.27 out of 5

Amazon Best Sellers Rank:

and has been in the top 100 in literary for close to 3 years.

download link http://smarturl.it/PGIA

as always thanks for reading

Dab10

 

JUST MORE OF MY ODD THOUGHTS

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My daughters read creapypasta.com stories and tell me about it.

My wife likes the jump scare games on her phone and tells me about it.

This is what my mind did with this information.

With creepypasta.com closed to new submissions Ben Drowned was bored. He came up with the idea of making animatronics.

As he was working, Slender man also bored from inactivity helped assembling them.

Ben received an email requesting more information.

After emails back and forth, they sent Ben the costumes that they wanted put on the animatronics and how they wanted them to act. They packed them up and shipped them out.

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Att: Freddy

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Palace

10 Wall St, Burlington, MA 01803

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and as always thanks for reading

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Dab10